Game Of Thrones Season Five Will Be Hodorless

Yes, tis true, the mighty man mountain with a heart of gold and a single word vocabulary won’t be returning for season five of Game Of Thrones. The season will also be omitting Bran Stark so there’ll be no more drinking games or dragging around cripples on barrows in 2015.

I briefly spoke to Hodor and asked him how he felt about the omission..

Hodor: Hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor, hodor hodor…

Wise words

GAME OF THRONES SEASON FIVE returns in 2015 on HBO