The History Channel Launches ‘The Bible’ – A 5 Part Mini Series Telling The Stories Of The Book

The BibleIt’s the most well known book ever published and no Stephen King didn’t write it. The Bible is being adapted to a 5 part mini series with thanks to The History Channel where they will be showcasing the biggest stories from the book combining live action with digital effects work.

I’m hoping that Arnold Schwarzenegger will play Noah, George W. Bush the burning bush, Sam Worthington as Mary Magdalene and One Direction as the 3 Wise Men. Beyonce Knowles baby should be the Baby Jesus and Nicole Kidman a camel.

In reality the 10 Hour Mini Series is narrated by Keith David and will begin airing in the U.S. on March 3, 2013 via The History Channel.