Like, whoa, like, oh my god, like, I’m so emo right now I wanna put on Evanescence and cry on my Mac Book Pro that daddy bought me along with my lexus for my 15th birthday. Oh between how disaffected and unfortunate I am I only seek refuge in TWILIGHT and THE VAMPIRE DIARIES – because they understand me.. they understand me… they… (insert wailing nihilistic whimper here)
Okay Okay I’ll stop taking the piss. The franchise is a juggernaut! BOOM!