“Keithy, You Alright Mate?’ – The ‘Chopper’ Infused FIlm & TV Update

  • Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.
  • Aussie Emily Browning has joined the cast of Catherine “Twilight’ Hardwicke’s PLUSH
  •  Look, all I can tell you is what I’ve already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.
  • Malin Akerman has been cast as Debbie Harry in CBGB
  • Yeah, I know – and I can’t even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here’s a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can’t spell, and he’s written a best-seller. It’s sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it’s still selling. And he’s writing another one. And I can’t even spell. I’m semi-bloody-illiterate.
  • DJANGO UNCHAINED trailer is apparently attached to PROMETHEUS in the U.S.
  •  You’ve probably read all the newspaper stories about me, and you’ve heard the word on the street about me, and you’ve probably got a picture in your head of what Chopper Read’s like and we’re sitting here at this bar all very nice and cosy and I’m a bit of a let down to you.
  • Judy Greer, Olivia Wilde and Ivana Baquero (Pan’s Labyrinth) joins the remake of CARRIE
  • No, I did not drive him to the hospital! Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?
  • Ahna O’Reilly (The Help) has joined the cast of JOBS with Ashton Kutcher.
  • Look. The bloke’s been me best mate since 1975. We’ve had our fallouts from time to time, it’s no big deal. Y’know, it’s like… if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don’t get upset. Ya don’t get angry, ya go, “Shit, mum’s stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital.”
  • FOXTEL has taken over AUSTAR in AUSTRALIA in a $1.2b deal. This makes the PAY TV provider the largest player in the game by a long shot. There will certainly be major shakeups in terms of content deals down the track.
  • Come To Uncle Chop Chop!