What Am I A Clown To You? This Film & TV Update Littered With Lines From Goodfellas

  • What’s the fuckin’ matter with you? What – what is the fuckin’ matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I’m kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin’? What are you, a fuckin’ sick maniac?
  • Boyd Holbrook joins Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen in VERY GOOD GIRLS
  • You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Catherine Keener & Christopher Walken are in THE LATE QUARTET
  • You know Spider, you’re a fuckin’ mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
  • Meryl Streep is presenting Shirley MacLaine her Lifetime Achievement Award from the AFI this year
  •  I’m only kidding with you, we’re having a party, I just came home and I haven’t seen you in a long time and I’m breaking your balls, and you’re getting fucking fresh. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.
  • Hailee Steinfeld has been cast in the lead of WHY WE BROKE UP
  • And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what’d he do? He made ’em partners.
  • Disney’s live action revamp of Snow White called ORDER OF THE SEVEN has been permanently shelved
  • All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That’s what it’s all about. That’s what the FBI can never understand – that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can’t go to the cops. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.
  • Paramount Pictures have nabbed the Spec thriller THE GUN EATERS for feature development – its the story of 2 hardened detectives chasing down a man on a killing spree.
  • One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother’s groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
  • Paul Thomas Anderson’s THE MASTER, which is loosely based on the founder of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard, has been screened for Tom Cruise who apparently had issues with it.
  • This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello? Don’t hang up on me. I want to talk to you. You keep away from my husband, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME. I’m going to tell everybody that walks in this building that in 2R, Rossi, you’re nothing but a whore.
  • Matt LeBlanc has nabbed the lead in LOVESICK
  • He said, “No, you’re gonna tell me something today, tough guy.” I said, “All right, I’ll tell you something: go fuck your mother.”
  • Ruth Negga and Scoot McNairy have joined the cast of TWELVE YEARS A SLAVE
  •  Now the guy’s got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy’s gotta come up with Paulie’s money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me.
  • Zak Galifianakis has taken the lead in the film version of A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES
  • When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
  • There’ll be a 6 minute THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN sizzle on the front of MEN IN BLACK 3 this weekend in the U.S. Unconfirmed if Australia is the same.
  • GOODFELLAS is my favourite film of all time.