Do You Remember Where You Parked The Car? Film & TV Updates With Choice Quotes From ‘Death Becomes Her’

  • I won’t talk to you until you put your head on straight!
  • THE ROCK in talks to play LOBO for Warner Bros
  • My Ass… I Can See… MY ASS!
  • KILLING THEM SOFTLY is winning raves at Cannes
  • Flaccid….
  • Sony Pictures Classics have picked up NO – the Gael Garcia Bernal film – for U.S.
  • MMaaadddd!!! Hellll!!!!!
  • The last episode of HOUSE has aired.
  • Now A Warning!?!
  • James McAvoy replaces Joel Edgerton in THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ELEANOR RIGBY HIM & HER
  • Oh ok! Well if she’s not dead, you tell her to come down here, come right up to me and kiss me on the….. Kiss you on the what?
  • A Sidney Nolan Biopic about his love triangle with a married woman is being made into a film and performed by puppets.
  • That… was totally uncalled for!
  • Charlie Kaufman is writing a new sitcom for Catherine Keener at HBO
  • Oh, for Christ’s sake, at least lie quickly!
  • Nick Stoller is directing TOWNIES with Zac Efron and Seth Rogen in the leads
  • Are you listening to me? Do you even care? You just stand there with your 22-year-old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh, and…
  • Tom Cruise has signed on to star in the remake of THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
  • Yes, you are. If I never told you before, it was because I wasn’t the sort of girl who could say the word “sexual” without blushing. Well I can now. Sexual… sensual… sexy… sex… sex… sex…
  • DJANGO UNCHAINED had a 7 minute sizzle at Cannes to rapturous applause
  • I tell you what, kids, it’s, uh, odd thing here. Your wrist, uh, far as I can tell, is, uh, fractured in three places. Uh, and you’ve shattered, uh, two vertebrae, though I can’t be certain without an X-ray… The bone protrusion through the skin – that’s not a good sign. You’re body temperature is below 80, and your, your, your heart’s stopped beating.
  • John Hillcoat (Lawless) has confirmed his next feature is TRIPLE NINE Nick Cave to do the music
  • Oh, gosh, I’m glad you came. I didn’t know if you would. I spoke to my PR woman and she said Madeleine Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope. Oh, those people can be so cruel!