I’d Love To Have A Beer With Duncan… Hang On.. No I Wouldn’t & Who The Hell Is Duncan? Meh, Here’s A Film & TV Update

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones has joined Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren and John Malkovich in RED 2
  • SHARK TANK has been renewed for a new season
  • PADDINGTON BEAR is on his way to the big screen
  • COMMUNITY has been renewed for a new season
  • Brendan Fraser, Kiefer Sutherland, Eva Longoria & Sarah Jessica Parker are all in MARRIED & CHEATING
  • THE BACHELOR (US) has been renewed for a new season
  • Kurt Russell and Sacha Baron Cohen have left DJANGO UNCHAINED
  • FAMILY GUY has been renewed for 2 more seasons
  • Logan Marshall has been hired as Tennessee Williams in THE LONELY HUNTER
  • DANCING WITH THE STARS has been renewed for a new season
  • Peter Stormare & Gina Gershon have landed the leads in THE MALL
  • AMERICAN DAD has been renewed for 2 more seasons
  • MODERN FAMILY has been renewed for a new season
  • Shawn Levy is set to direct the adaptation of THE 39 CLUES for DreamWorks
  • ONCE UPON A TIME
  • Robert De Niro has joined Michael Douglas in LAST VEGAS (Or a Geriatric’s Hangover)
  • TOUCH has been renewed for a new season
  • Chloe Moretz is looking to take the lead in the zombie flick MAGGIE
  • ALCATRAZ & THE FINDER have been axed
  • Daniel Gillies (The Vampire Diaries) has directed his first film BROKEN KINGDOM
  • COMIC BOOK MEN has been renewed for a new season
  • THE HUNGER GAMES is getting parodied by the non funny team behind the godawful VAMPIRE’S SUCK and it’s entitled THE STARVING GAMES
  • THE TALKING DEAD has been renewed for a new seaon
  • FROM THE DUST RETURNED is being adapted into a feature film at MGM
  • THE CLEVELAND SHOW is in limbo
  • PARENTHOOD has been renewed for a new season
  • THE OFFICE has been renewed for a new season
  • Gavin O’Connor (Warrior) is on board to direct the film YAKUZA
  • Cameron Diaz & Benicio Del Toro are signed on for AGENT: CENTURY 21 – action thriller
  • Guillermo Del Toro is on board to co-direct a 3D verison of PINOCCHIO