Yep good old Loin Cloth Man is getting the AVATAR treatment with Constantin Film producing a new fully animated version of TARZAN. The vine swinger will be played by Kellan Lutz, you know the guy from Twilight who doesn’t say very much and I’m pretty sure has been told in whatever role he does to just “Stand There And Look Pretty”, you know the guy. That guy. He was the first guy offed in the A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake.
Let’s take this moment to remember Casper Van Dien as Tarzan in the featured trailer of ‘TARZAN AND THE LOST CITY’…. Set In Africa, Shot On The Gold Coast… hehehehehehhehehee!