I Want Something Else To Get Me Through This Semi Charmed Kinda Film & TV Update

  • VAN HELSING is getting a reboot and Tom Cruise is attached to produce and play him.
  • Make it tough and dark, Hugh Jackman and Stephen Sommers totally f*&ked it last time!
  • THE MUMMY is getting a reboot from Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman, the guys behind the original TRANSFORMERS
  • Thank God it’s them and not Ehren “franchise ruiner” Kruger
  • Luke Evans has been cast as the big bad in FAST & THE FURIOUS 6 – sorry Rihanna you’re out
  • It’s ok, I reckon Rihanna will wind up in a mixed martial arts cage fighting movie called SHINEEQUA: PRINCESS OF PAIN
  • Michelle Rodriguez is back on board for FAST & THE FURIOUS 6 and MACHETE KILLS
  • Put a clause in her contract not to go out and say she dies in them before the films release – AVATAR!
  • Sharlto Colpey (District 9) has landed the big bad role in Spike Lee’s remake of OLD BOY
  • The original is a classic – the casting on this one is really intriguing!
  • THE CORRECTIONS TV show that was in development has been canned at HBO
  • Thats the Johnathon Franzen novel adaptation. Don’t worry it’ll surface somewhere – the book is a cracker!
  • Tom Cruise sings GUNS N ROSES – PARADISE CITY and DEF LEPPARDS – POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME on the ROCK OF AGES soundtrack
  • Thats the opening song to ROCK OF AGES isn’t it? PARADISE CITY
  • LOVE EXPOSURE, the 4 hour film about “upskirt” photography, is finally getting a BLU RAY release
  • You know people walk along, pull out their cameras on their phones and as a girl in a skirt walks by… yes it’s disgusting and its something that should be in my video collection