I’m Channelling Delta Goodrem In Response To This Film & TV Update

  • EXILE ON MAIN STREET:A SEASON IN HELL WITH THE ROLLING STONES, the 2008 biography on THE ROLLING STONES (Weel duh!) is being developed into a film by Richard Branson
  • Delta Goodrem sings, plays piano and acts – there’s a clever girl right there! Yes you are! Yes. You. Are!
  • THINK LIKE A MAN, the all African American romantic comedy, smashed the box office in the U.S. with a $33m opening weekend!
  • Delta Goodrem can currently be seen on THE VOICE hysterically crying, emphatically talking about something she has no idea about and occasionally contributing something good. 
  • Disney Studios Chairman Rich Ross has been let go at Disney – Bob Iger says ‘It was a very difficult decision. Very. But his team lost faith in him.’
  • (John Carter, John Carter, John Carter, John Carter)
  • Delta Goodrem does an amazing Delta Goodrem impression
  • I just felt that needed to be said
  • Melanie Griffiths comeback TV show AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE has been shelved over at Lifetime.
  • You know, should Delta pull away from the lime light there is a very lucrative career for her waiting in all the R.S.L. club lounges
  • Julia Louis Dreyfuss’ new HBO comedy VEEP is winning great reviews
  • Yay for JLD – snappy comedy goodness for everybody! Though I wonder if Sarah Palin is happy?
  • Judd Apatow’s HBO comedy show GIRLS is also kicking goals in ratings and reviews
  • Can someone find out if Delta has watched Girls?
  • Reese Witherspoon vehicle WISH LIST has got BRIDESMAIDS director Paul Feig in the hot seat
  • WISH LIST reads a lot like BEDTIME STORIES – it’s a Disney vehicle about a mother whose daughter makes a heap of wishes that come true. If I had one wish I would… no wait that’s for a separate post (it’s probably for a separate website too)
  • FURY ROAD (or MAD MAX IV) gets underway later this month!
  • Seriously if the opening shot of this isn’t a grunted up car running over a dancing penguin and turning it into road pizza then I’ll be calling in the script doctors!
  • Jaden Smith has signed up to be a teen assassin in BOY NOBODY
  • This is not as risky as it might sound, when Lionsgate tried it with Taylor Lautner in ABDUCTION is capsized, but Jaden opened THE KARATE KID to huge numbers and THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS worked too. It’s about time he started killing people in films anyway.
  • GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, a new comedy, has signed Seth Gordon (King Of King, Horrible Bosses) to direct.
  • All I know about GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM is that it’s a romantic comedy.. With a line from David Bowie’s SPACE ODDITY as its title.
  • Allison Pill (Milk) and Taylor Swift (Taylor Lautners whatever) are signed up to play Carole King & Joni Mitchell in a new biopic GIRLS LIKE US
  • Great Casting if you think about it!
  • LOBO, the DC Comics antedote to all the Marvel Superheroes (LOBO is one bad ass), is hitting the big screen with JOURNEY 2 director Brad Peyton in the chair
  • Oh LOBO, kick some ASS!
  • Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone to share screen time again in FOCUS? Could be true… It’s being directed by the guys behind CRAZY STUPID LOVE
  • Frankly, as long as there’s a clause in the contract that Ryan Gosling has his shirt off and Emma Stone is as awesome as she was at the Oscars then that’s a license to print money – Ain’t I Right Girls!?!
  • Titus Welliver has joined the cast of Gus Van Sants THE PROMISED LAND
  • Sorry, outside of MILK and GOOD WILL HUNTING I don’t rate GVS – it’ll be boring, overexposed dullness labelled as ‘Indie’. Snore.
  • Aussie Guy Pearce cast in IRON MAN 3
  • All Things Guy Hands Up High!
  • More than 1 hour of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES will be IMAX footage (OMFG)
  • You know that Russell Crowe casting as NOAH – that’s awesome – I wanna know how the big RC’s gonna be when he hits the promo trail… 30 ODD FOOT GODFEARING GRUNT!