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  • Atticus Ross (The Social Network, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) will be scoring the Ninja epic 47 RONIN
  • Hack n slashin’ Keanu Reeves with mood and spasms from Atticus Ross – GOLD
  • Ken Jeong (The Hangover) & Joe Plana have joined the cast of Michael ‘F*cken’ Bay’s PAIN & GAIN
  • This movie is gonna be funny, masculine, misogynistic, but Michael Fucken Bay Funny!
  • Aziz Ansari (Parks & Recreation) joins Seth Rogen, James Franco and Jay Baruchel in THE APOCALYPSE
  • Check out Parks & Recreation – it’s super funny!
  • Terrence Howard, Dominic Cooper, Noomi Rapace and Colin Farrell are all signed on for DEAD MAN DOWN
  • Terry moaned his way out of IRON MAN 2 and now drones his way as the big bad in Dead Man Down
  • Universal are so high on SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN they are planning a sequel focussing on the Hunstman character
  • Thank God it’s not Snow White aka Kristen Stewart aka Mega Hormonal Hose Beast from hell. For Bella You Will Never Be Forgiven
  • THE HUNGER GAMES is right on track to smash $500m in global box office in the next week
  • Catpiss, umm Katniss and the gang raking in the bullion!
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks TERMINATOR: SALVATION was awful. He’s not alone!
  • Yeah seriously, one of the original terminators was a bogan from Frankston?
  • THE DARK KNIGHT RISES gets a PG-13 in the U.S. which pretty much guarantees an M here
  • C.A.N.N.O.T. W.A.I.T.
  • Katy Perry apparently was considering a role in THE HELP
  • So many jokes, so little time…
  • PRETTY IN PINK, THE BREAKFAST CLUB and EMPIRE RECORDS soundtracks are getting a limited vinyl print re-issue to con-incide with RECORD STORE DAY in the States.
  • 3 must haves right there – Get on it people!
  • Martin Scorsese prefers Vampires to Zombies.
  • Marty – you rock!
  • 007: SKYFALL trailer will launch on the front of MEN IN BLACK III
  • Sam Mendes hits Bondage – can only mean good things!
  • The long awaited Joseph Gordon Levitt/Bruce Willis thriller LOOPER gets a poster and a trailer is not far away!
  • The LDU are major fans of JGL – bring it on!