I’m Pretending I’m Christopher Walken While I Bring You This Film & TV Update

  • Zachary Abel & Malese Jow have landed the leads in the new J.J. Abrams show SHELTER
  • Acting has to do with saying it as if you meant it, so for me the words are always very important. It’s very important for me to know my lines, know them so well that I don’t have to think about them. – Christopher Walken
  • THE PAULY D PROJECT, a spin off from Jersey Shore, premiered last night in the U.S. to solid numbers
  • And I think that when I play these villains, maybe what is different is that the audience sees me play these and they know that that’s Chris and he’s having fun and he knows that and he knows that and you know that and everybody knows that. – Christopher Walken
  • Sumner Redstone, owner of VIACOM and CBS, has scored himself a Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star
  • More Cowbell – Christopher Walken
  • David Slade (Director – Twilight Saga: Eclipse) has landed directorial duties on NBC’s HANNIBAL
  • I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they’re annoyed. You can tell whether they’re scared. – Christopher Walken
  • David Constible has scored a part in SUITS
  • I’d love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. – Christopher Walken
  • Rebecca Craskoff has landed a role in COVERT AFFAIRS (CIA Operative TV Show)
  • I’ve never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something. – Christopher Walken
  • Mahershala Ali has joined David Fincher’s Netflix series HOUE OF CARDS
  • Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. – Christopher Walken, Pulp Fiction
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman and FX are developing a new cop drama
  • I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell! – Christopher Walken, Saturday Night Live
  • Yahoo! are about to lay off an unknown number of workers in a corporate restructure according to the AllThings D Blog of the Wall Street Journal
  • I just can’t get enough Christopher Walken!
  • Ben Feldman has joined the cast of MAD MEN
  • Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman? – Christopher Walken, Batman Returns
  • Bobbi Kristina, yeah Whitney’s spawn, has landed a r ole in Tyler Perry’s TV Show FOR BETTER OR WORSE
  • Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who’da thought Selina had a brain to damage? Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I’ll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry. – Christopher Walken, Batman Returns
  • Dermot Mulroney has joined the cast of ENLIGHTENED
  • A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece. – Christopher Walke, Man On Fire
  • Fox Searchlight are developing SECOND ACT into a feature and have tapped Mike Jones (Marco Polo – currently in development at WB) to write the script.
  • Did you know that Christopher Walken is a trained dancer? 
  • Amanda Peet has joined Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy in IDENTITY THIEF
  • Check out the Walken’s chops in the video for Fatboy Slim’s WEAPON OF CHOICE
  • Zoe Kazan and Jake Johnson have landed the leads in THE PRETTY ONE
  • Kevin Spacey does a cracking impression of Christopher Walken – and a wall of other celebrities
  • Mia Wasikowska had landed the title role in MADAME BOVARY
  • Christopher Walken has been in 120 films to date
  • HOME FRONT is to become a film directed by Chris Columbus (Harry Potter & The Philosophers Stone)
  • Christopher Walken is 69 this year (today is his birthday – March 31, 1943)
  • Abigail Breslin looks to take the lead in THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE
  • At the age of 15, Christopher Walken briefly worked as a Lion Tamer