…A Film & TV Update Littered With References To The Film Heathers All The Way Through It

  • I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER has been pulled from the FOX TV slate as its the lowest rated new comedy on the network
  • Well f*ck me gently with a chainsaw..
  • Sony Pictures Worldwide have acquired THE FIRST TIME, the comedy love story that won raves out of Sundance
  • It even has the correct use of the word ‘myriad’
  • Meagan Good has landed the lead role in the new TV Drama NOTORIOUS
  • A need to write a hot and horny but low key note for Martha Dumptruck
  • Italian Screenwriter Tonino Guerra has passed away at 92 years old.
  • “Why Do I Smoke These?”… “Because You’re An Idiot”
  • THE HUNGER GAMES opens in 4,137 theatres in the U.S. – the largest release for LIONSGATE ever
  • “Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads”
  • Rumour has it that David O Russell’s (The Fighter) next film is called AMERICAN BULLSHIT and he’s circling Christian Bale for the lead
  • “Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87!”
  • MIDNIGHT RUN 2 is happening at Universal. Brett Ratner will direct and 2 new writers are on board for the script
  • “What’s your damage, Heather?”
  • Marcia Gay Harden has been cast in the CBS Film GET A JOB
  • “Ram and I died the day we realised we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world. The joy we shared in each other’s arms was greater than any touchdown. Yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist, beer-guzzling, jock assholes!”
  • Oprah Winfrey Network set to write off $142.9m in 2012
  • “It’s just like – they’re people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit!”
  • Martin Campbell set to direct James Cameron’s passion project THE DIVE
  • “This is Ohio. If you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.”
  • Jason Segel is set to star in SEX TAPE for Jake Kasdan.
  • “Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?” – Heather Duke