This Film & TV Update Brought To You By A Militant Hobbit With A Penchant For Making Weird Noises

  • Amy Landecker joins Paul Giamatti and Paul Rudd in LUCKY DOG
  • boop be doo doo doo wee!
  • Carole Kane, Natasha Lyonne and Joshua Leonard are all signed up for CLUTTER
  • oh you don’t like it that I’m 4 ft 5 and got myself the most golden of rings?? Well f*ck you buddy!
  • Warner Premiere options the rights to KISS AND MAKE UP for a digital series
  • blah blah bloop! bloop! blah blah! Wrrrrreeeeooooowowwwww!
  • SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS has outgrossed the original internationally with $529m in global box office
  • That Bilbo, he was a right ****
  • THE MUNSTERS reboot has attached Eddie Izzard as star and producer
  • La la la la ffffff boing glip glip repto vlarm sclook!
  • Stephanie March has landed a role in the TV Drama BABY BIG SHOT
  • I’m making weird noises! Deal with it!
  • James Pumphery and Ravi Patel are aboard Mandy Moore’s new comedy pilot
  • I’m short and I’m bored now, I’m sitting here watching the hair grow out of my feet
  • Leslie Bibb and Robert Corddry have been cast in the leads of a new comedy film HELL BABY
  • That LOTR movie, that was a whole bunch of crap, us Hobbits we kick ass and take names
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is looking to become a movie, the story of a dominating sexual relationship, with all the hot shot producers in town trying to secure the E L James novel rights
  • Ooooooh! tulla tulla rulla rulla ooooo!
  • Adam Levine is joining the cast of AMERICAN HORROR STORY
  • Yep this joke is getting tired – just as a reference to that dude from Maroon 5 comes up – SAVED!
  • Dan Ackroyd and Chevy Chase are writing a new comedy script
  • Will Harold Ramis be involved? I’m guessing Bil Murray won’t be
  • GHOSTBUSTERS 3 is looking less likely to happen
  • boom boom shacka lacka lacka boom
  • BEETLEJUICE 2 will be a direct, true sequel to the original
  • And Michael Keaton is involved!
  • Most of TAKEN 2 was shot in Istanbul and Paris, Maggie Grace says “the moral of the story is still don’t mess with Liam Neeson”
  • Yowser!
  • DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES court case declared a mistrial