Ooo Err Look At You & Your Film & TV Update – Aren’t You A Pretty Kitten!

  • Warner Bros film adaptation of THE IMITATION GAME is looking like J. Blakeson (The Disappearance Of Alice Creed) will be director.
  • I feel pretty, especially when I’m in a room full of fugly people
  • Leonardo DiCaprio is circling THE IMITATION GAME lead as the biopic tells the story of Alan Turing, a mathematician who helped crack the Enigma code during World War II. He was criminally prosecuted for his homosexuality and subjected to chemical castration, after which he committed suicide by eating a cyanide apple. – collider.com
  • Sound like fun, Leo is prettier than the real Alan Turing. But man his demise was unbelievably extreme!
  • THE ROSIE O’DONNELL SHOW has been axed on the OWN station. Oprah Winfrey’s channel. Bad ratings, continual time slot changes and program overhauls couldn’t save it.
  • I hate to say it, but Rosie just ain’t pretty enough, is her heart not broken? Or however else that song goes – that song sucks balls too.
  • Wednesday April 11, 2012 is the world premiere of THE AVENGERS at the EL CAPITAN THEATER in Hollywood. Show starts at 7pm.
  • Now that will be a pretty event indeedy, I’ll be frocking up and sitting infront of the bathroom mirror, smearing lipstick on my face and saying ‘you’re a bad girl, a bad girl, and no one likes you and you’re 34 years old and you read THE HUNGER GAMES and loved it because you secretly wish you were a 12 year old girl’
  • The first rough cut of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES has screened for WARNER BROS execs well ahead of the July release.
  • OK I have no idea where I was going with that last bit
  • GRIMM has been renewed for a 2nd season
  • Woo hoo! Oh hang on, I’ve never actually seen any of that show! My bad!
  • Yujin Kim (Lost) Has landed a lead roles in MISTRESSES for ABC
  • I reckon Lucy Liu would be pissed about that. Mind you she’s too pretty for TV, she’s bang on for samurai swords and beheading Yakuzas!
  • Erin Moriarty has been cast in the tv show PENOZA alongside Aussie Radha Mitchell
  • Go Radha!
  • Keri Russell (Felicity) and Matthew Rhys have been cast in the pilot THE AMERICANS for FX
  • Good old Kez, after her digital face malfunction in MI3 she’s back to TV!
  • Roddenberry Entertainment (Star Trek) and Benderspink have teamed up for the film adaptation of DAYS MISSING, the celebrated graphic novel!
  • Woo Hoo! Again though, I’ve never heard of it nor read it – I suck! But I’m pretty… in the dark… under an exit light
  • Still no verdict in the Nicolette Sheridan Desperate Housewives lawsuit
  • The money fight continues
  • Rapper T.I. joins the cast of BOSS the TV series for Starz
  • Word to yo Mama!
  • Mercedes Reuhl has joined the cast of EL JEFE for FOX TV
  • Oh that song I was dissing before – NOT PRETTY ENOUGH – KASEY CHAMBERS (and would someone pelase take that f***en tongue piercing out of her)
  • Dennis Miller has been cast in the comedy pilot AWESOMETOWN
  • Awesome.. Town.. Beavis
  • Pablo Schreiber has been cast in drama pilot BABY BIG SHOT
  • Did you know that “Schreibe” means “Write” in German
  • Tom Irwin has joined the cast of DEVIOUS MAIDS
  • THE HUNGER GAMES will make LIONSGATE a major studio once it releases from next week!