Something Something Something Film & TV Update Something Something Has Anyone Seen My Cat?

  • Brad Pitt looking to join Michael Fassbender in Ridley Scott’s THE COUNSELOR
  • I’m looking to join a hot tub with… no wait hang on wrong website!
  • Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler), Danny Trejo (Machete) and Anthony Michael Hall (Edward Scissorhands) are all aboard the new action film DEAD IN TOMBSTONE
  • This is like grumpy old men… with guns
  • Clive Owen & Billy Crudup have both signed up for BLOOD TIES
  • Ties made out of blood? Don’t wear white! But seriously has anyone seen my cat?
  • Zack Estrin hired to write PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4, considering it releases in 6 months they might wanna get a move on
  • Its okay all you need is a napkin, a pen and a copy of the Blair Witch Project!
  • Martin McDonaugh’s (In Bruges)  new film SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS gets a November 2, 2012 release date in the U.S. Film stars Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken and Woody Harrelson
  • I’m still in f*cking Bruges – gold – anyways Tiddles is my cats name, black, yay high, has a speech impediment and a gammy hind leg
  • THE WORDS starring Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons and Zoe Saldana nabs a September 21, 2012 release date stateside.
  • If you do see Tiddles, just look at her like you’re about to burp and generally that will tell her to come home, either that or threaten to play Madonna’s MDNA album, I terrified her with that possibility 
  • GAMBIT, the new robbery comedy starring Colin Firth and Cameron Diaz gets a January 11, 2013 release date stateside. Screenplay was written by the Coen Brothers.
  • Cameron Diaz doing comedy… I’m not yet convinced she’s been actually funny in anything.. Bad Teacher was mis-spelt – Bland Teacher
  • Lionsgate is rebooting the horror franchise LEPRECHAUN
  • Small, evil Irish creatures – we already have them – they are called U2
  • Gavin O’Connor (Warrior) to direct NEVERLAND for Sony. It’s a Peter Pan tale but told with Pan stealing children and Hook is the hero
  • Bout time Hook got his own – someone cast Julia Roberts back as Tinkerbell, let her be a drug dealing hooker and get squashed by Hook. Yes I know this irrational hatred of Flubberts has to stop but it’s either her or Nicole Kidman and people are bored of me hacking on the iNicole Baby Eating Kelvinator.
  • Scott Bakula (Enterprise) has nabbed the lead in TABLE FOR THREE, a new comedy pilot for NBC
  • Hope that the 3rd is the former little fat kid from Hey Dad!
  • Tim Miller, the effects guru that made the awesome opening credits of Fincher’s Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, has been named as director of the graphic novel adaptation GRAVEL
  • That opening to Dragon Tattoo is sensational.
  • Tim Miller is also directing the new film X-MEN ORIGINS: DEADPOOL
  • Ryan Reynolds saddle up!
  • New reality series KING OF THE NERDS has been greenlit at TBS
  • No Beauty All Geek!
  • Sam Raimi’s OZ: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL is almost complete over at Disney – expect a trailer very soon
  • Man this has been a long time coming! Hope Raimi is back in Evil Dead Level form!
  • Sean Penn is eying a role in FLIM FLAM from director Alejandro Gonzalz Innaritu
  • Sean – no more cross dressing – ever
  • Nicholas Sparks novel THE BEST OF ME is being adapted into a film at Warner Bros
  • Seriously the guy sends a christmas card and there’s a film adaptation out the following Valentine’s Day