I Totally Farted On The Bus & Cleared The Back 3 Rows Writing This Film & TV Update

  • Clearly a bad cut of curried sausages for dinner last night
  • Phase 4 has bought the rights to the SXSW film THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID starring Anne Heche (another indy girls being rude movie)
  • I think the Nun sitting next to me did 3 hail maries before she moved
  • William Petersen is headed back to TV in the thriller show HURT PEOPLE about a hit man.
  • That backdoor sonata was breath taking I tells ya, both literally and metaphorically – i reckon dogs 3 suburbs over would’ve heard it
  • HBO’s GAME CHANGE brought in the highest ratings for a made for TV film in 8 years!
  • It made 2 grown men cry and one old lady barrel roll down the aisle
  • Matt Davis (The Vampire Diaries) has been cast as the lead opposite Jessica Lucas in the TV show CULT. Cult centers on Skye (Lucas), an inquisitive young production assistant on a wildly popular television show called Cult. After a rash of disappearances and a likely murder, she joins Jeff (Davis), a journalist blogger whose brother was among those gone missing, in investigating the rabid fans of the series who might be re-creating crimes seen on the program in real life. – Deadline.com
  • Seriously if I was dyslexic, or couldn’t type very well, that last entry could’ve been really really rude!
  • Jeremy Irons has joined the cast of BEAUTIFUL CREATURES – that film is the new TWILIGHT!
  • Mind you back on my former point if they were to make a TV series out of me it would probably be called FUNNY CULT – oh damn, dyslexic a pain is
  • Freddie Prinze Jr joins Sarah Wright in a new untitled comedy pilot for NBC
  • Freddie Prinze is funny? Since when? I might need to bend a fresh biscuit in a sec
  • Neil Jackson and Katherine LaNasa have been cast in the leads of the NBC drama NOTORIOUS
  • Did I mention I once shoulder barged a pregnant woman? I did. True Story. I felt awful but its funny on paper.
  •  Brad Pitt actioner WORLD WAR Z moves to U.S. Summer 2013
  • I also, thinking a woman was drunk, once asked a lady “Are You A Bit Retarded?”  – turns out she was… actually… completely… really (as in real life) totally menatlly retarded. Urgh! I suck!
  • Tom Cruise actioner ONE SHOT moves to Christmas 2012
  • Damn, this post has been more of an fun facts about me session
  • 3 HORSES HAVE DIED ON THE SET OF LUCK
  • Clearly those nags don’t got any!

http://www.weikhang.com/2009/03/student-suspended-for-farting-in-class.html (picture from here)