I Smashed Down 6 Bottles Of Wine, Got Into A Bar Fight & Blew Up A Poodle To Get This Film & TV Update

  • Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife) joins Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin in the comedy STAND UP GUYS
  • That’s one nasty looking pooch!
  • Julia Stiles (Save The Last Dance) has joined the cast of the TV drama MIDNIGHT SUN
  • Don’t worry I taped six sticks of industrial grade gelignite sticks to it
  • Alex O’Loughlin is taking a short break from HAWAII FIVE-O to take care of a shoulder injury
  • Blew it’s evil ass back to hell!
  • Justin Hartley (Smallville) has landed the lead in the new CW medical drama FIRST CUT
  • Coincidentally this is the campaign image for the Australian Liberal Party Federal Election!
  • Bandito Brothers (Act Of Valor) are signed up for GOD’S GULCH – a movie about a group of people who must survive after all the worlds information systems are destroyed
  • If you’re not from Australia – its bucketing down with rain here – in fact its raining so badly I want to watch JACK & JILL and listen to Madonna’s M.D.N.A.
  • Gabreille Union (Bad Boy 2) has landed the lead in the new TV comedy SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
  • .. which is much better than the shows original title – SUGAR SACHETS GO POW!
  • Emmy Rossum (Phantom Of The Opera) has joined the cast of BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
  • Judd Hirsch (ID4) joins Ben Falcone in his and Melissa McCarthy’s unnamed comedy pilot
  • Melissa McCarthy can do no wrong – even after that horrific misfire with Billy Crystal – Melissa that dude’s like 117 now!
  • Karine Vanesse joins the cast of the drama SCRUPLES
  • .. which is much better than it’s original title SCABIES
  • Harvey Weinstein to be award the Legion D’Honneur from France
  • … You see that darkness in the sky people, that’s not clouds, that’s Harvey’s Ego
  • Olivia Williams joins the cast of the supernatural fantasy THE SEVENTH SON
  • 1st film adaption in a wizarding franchising of 7 books… sounds familiar!
  • Zachary Quinto (Star Trek) is the new male lead in AMERICAN HORROR STORY SEASON 2
  • Simon Baker (The Mentalist) has signed on for the film I GIVE IT A YEAR
  • Simon Baker – Australia’s l’il quiet achiever!
  • Idris Elba (Luther) and Taraji P Henson (The Karate Kid) have nabbed the leads in the film NO GOOD DEED
  • Not to be mistaken as a sequel to Tyler Perry’s GOOD DEEDS
  • Owen Wilson and Tina Fey are looking to headline Paul Weitz’s ADMISSION
  • Jury is out here – DATE NIGHT was rubbish and can Paul Weitz pull it off? Fingers crossed
  • Will Ferrell is setting up to write STEP BROTHERS 2 – ANCHORMAN 2 is still a no go
  • BRICK!! WE WANT BRICK!!
  • Kathryn Bigelow’s Osama Bin Laden movie is tentatively called ZERO DARK THIRTY