I Just Told Madonna To Put A Shirt On And Check Out This Film & TV Update

  • Dan Savage’s SAVAGE U Sex Advice Show for college students will air on MTV from April 3, 2012
  • I just feel kinda dirty having a jibe at Madonna and then opening with a sex themed tidbit. 
  • Michael Mann is collaborating on a new HBO series that focusses on combat photographers called WITNESS
  • Charlie Sheen’s ANGER MANAGEMENT will air on June 28, 2012 on FX
  • I’m doing my own comedy show called BOGAN MANAGEMENT – look out for it soon
  • Russell Brand’s STRANGELY UPLIFTING will air on June 28, 2012 on FX
  • My guess this will be the ARTHUR remake of TV shows and should be called STRANGELY UNFUNNY. Sorry but I just don’t get Russell Brand – and well, you know Katy dumped him from Twitter and all…
  • TWO AND A HALF MEN has hit its all time series ratings low this week
  • Columbia Pictures have picked up the remake rights to the Dutch thriller TAPED (as featured in the trailer park)
  • My money is on Mark Wahlberg to get the lead!
  • Cannes Film Festival has used MARILYN MONROE as their key image for this years festival
  • Ryan Murphy film ONE HIT WONDERS circles Reese Witherspoon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz and Beyonce. Paltrow, Witherspoon and Diaz will play three singers who each scored a top hit song in the 1990s before watching their careers go down the drain. – Deadline.com
  • Madonna is PISSED she wasn’t considered for this! She’s sent Kabbalah themed fatwahs to everyone involved..
  • Derby Street Films has picked up the rights to BLOOD MOUNTAIN, a survival tale.
  • Robert Ludlum’s THE OSTERMAN WEEKEND is looking like having Brian Kick direct. He’s currently developing PAPER WINGS as a vehicle for Tom Cruise.
  • TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY, THE BOURNE IDENTITY, M:I-4, THE SMURFS – looks like spies are the new vampires!
  • DreamWorks Animation has posted a profit loss in Q4.
  • RANGO wouldn’t have helped matters here – even with an Oscar the film was a cavernous money pit.
  • Marc Foster is set to direct COWBOY NINJA VIKING for Universal Pictures.
  • Madonna was offered the lead in this – she was PISSED.
  • Red Flag will release HIGH GROUND which  follows 11 Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans and one mother as they climb the 20,000-foot-high Mount Lobuche in the Himalayas.
  • THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME is looking to attach Diane Keaton and Robert Redford in the leads for the Relativity Film.
  • Seriously if this has a geriatric sex scene I’m gonna go ape shit on someone. Mind you it’d be like watched crumpled paper get it on.
  • Viacom CEO announces new SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Movie to be made.
  • Sweeettt!
  • THE LORAX is headed to IMAX in the U.S. on March 2, 2012.
  • James Spader is leaving THE OFFICE
  • Elles DeGeneres is producing a new talk show BETHANY FRANKEL