I Got 2 Buttcheek Botox Implants That Both Exploded Just To Get You These Film & TV Updates. (Ow, My Butt Is Deflated)

  • Dan Folger and Josh Duhamel are signed up for SCENIC ROUTE about two mates whose car breaks down in the middle of the desert. Frankly if they don’t wind up either eating each other or falling in love with a cactus I’ll be disappointed
  • Dan Folger is also starring the TV Comedy Pilot PRAIRIE DOGS as a computer programmer. Laugh riot awaits no doubt! Computer programming is hilarious! OK yeah that’s me being sarcastic! Then again BIG BANG THEORY…
  • Josh Duhamel will be seen next with Bruce Willis and Rosario Dawson in FIRE WITH FIRE
  • Brie Larson joins Michael Angarano in the untitled Nick Stoller TV Comedy Pilot of a couple who break up but sit one cubicle away from each other at work. Sounds more uncomfortable than spending the night next to Tony Abbott while he manscapes.
  • Titus Welliver (wow what a name) takes on NBC’s MIDNIGHT SUN.
  • Colin Donnell has joined CW’s ARROW pilot.
  • The outcry for more COMMUNITY has worked as NBC has ordered more episodes. Power To The People!
  • Michael Fassbender (yep the guy with the big willy in SHAME) has signed on to Ridley Scott’s THE COUNSELOR
  • Charlie Sheen is at it again but its worth a full article so stay tuned!
  • Marcia Gay Harden, Vincent D’Onofrio, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Brian Geragthy are all on board for SUPREME RULER. SUPREME RULER follows Steve (Morgan) as he campaigns to become “Supreme Ruler” of his local Buffalo lodge. He soon finds himself challenged by Hank (D’Onofrio), an elder lodge member. To gain more support, he travels to the Order’s annual convention in Chicago where he befriends Nancy (Harden), a more established “Supreme Ruler.” – Deadline.com
  • Patton Oswald (Young Adult) voices Animated Superhero Comedy TV WORKING CLASS HERO is to be presented to FOX TV for development
  • Guillermo Del Toro has signed on to produce a CG animated film DAY OF THE DEAD.  The story centres on a Romeo and Juliet-style love story set against a Mexican “Day of the Dead” backdrop
  • Universal Pictures & Paul Walker have signed a first look deal and. Walker’s Laguna Ridge Productions first cab off the rank is the thriller SKYSCRAPER and looks to go into filming later in the year.
  • Seriously my butt looks like two plastic bags that were filled with water, then popped….