I Just Sold Madonna’s Malawi Child To Bring You This Film & TV Update

  1. Paddy Considine (Tyrannosaur) is set to adapt ‘The Years Of The Locusts’ – a novel on bodybuilding.
  2. Jennifer Aniston cast in yet ANOTHER tearjerker ‘Miss You Already’ Jen! No! Bad Actress! Bad Bad Actress!
  3. COMMUNITY has been shelved. Fans and cast are scrambling to keep the show going. If you’ve not seen this show do yourself the favour – it’s quirky comedic goodness is to be savoured
  4. Anna Paquin, Tom Hiddleston and Elijah Wood are all signed up for BLACK WINGS HAS MY ANGEL a story about an armored car heist by an escaped prisoner and a female escort. (thanks collider) Anna, keep your clothes on
  5. Shia LaBeouf, Evan Rachel Wood and Mads Mikkelsen are all aboard THE NECESSARY DEATH OF CHARLIE COUNTRYMAN. Yep Shia gets the s**t bashed out of him in it…
  6. Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Adrian Lester and Idris Elba all circling THE COMPTON CRICKET CLUB? The film tells of English woman Katy Haber’s campaign to save a community by calming gang warfare in Los Angeles. Thankyou indiewire
  7. Owen Wilson & Vince Vaughn to team up again for INTERNS? This will all be dependent on whether a salary agreement can be made on Vaughn. Could it be Wedding Crashers level?
  8. Apparently Catherine Hardwicke thought the original script for ‘TWILIGHT’ was ‘Horrible’ and took the gig under the allowance that she could re-write it. I have so many jokes for this, so little time!
  9. Did The Rock just hint at wanting to become President? In an interview with Moviefone the actor said: “Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President. But don’t forget: I am G.I. Joe.” Wonder if The Rock is stealing Arnie’s thunder?
  10. Jim Carrey signs on for PIERRE PIERRE, the Larry Charles comedy feature.
  11. Eli Roth’s new film AFTERSHOCK is currently shooting in Chile and has just sold to multiple territories at EFM
  12. RAKE Season 2 goes into production. Always good to see Richard Roxburgh do his thing
  13. I’m waiting for an embarrassingly awful Channel 9 tribute to Whitney Houston from Richard Wilkins. Dear God kill me now
  14. A Brynne Edelsten reality show is in the works WHY WHY WHY WHY??
  15. I only got $39.50 and half a kit kat for the malawi kid – damn eBay auction houses…