Lana Del Ray Cancels Aussie Tour! – Was It Something I Said?

Not two minutes after finding a video that deftly takes the piss out of ‘Video Games’ whilst also being utterly brilliant it has been announced that Lana Del Ray has canned her Aussie tour. Citing that “international demand’ has forced her to reschedule the Australian leg I can’t help but feel my pisstake post was the straw that broke the camels back.

Oh well – don’t worry P!nk will announce another tour shortly and it will a limited 7,000 dates show between Melbourne and Sydney so we’ll be ok!

… and then there’s JOHN FARNHAM’S FOR THE VERY LAST, BUT NOT FIRST LAST, BACK FROM THE DEAD BUT NOT QUITE DEAD BUT CLOSE ENOUGH TO NEED A NEW LUXURY YACHT, FOR THE NEXT LAST FIRST MIDDLE TIME, BEFORE YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO THE BIGGEST LOSER, LAST BEST GOOD TIME BUT SERIOUSLY IT’S MY LAST TIME BECAUSE MY KIDNEYS ARE FAILING OR I JOIN JUDITH DURHAM AND THE SEEKERS TOUR which will no doubt be announced imminently…