Alright You Twilight Nutbags I Got News On ‘The Host’

Yes that other Stephenie Meyer example of heinously bad writing ‘The Host’ is set to become a film and my inner 15 year old girl just did a somersault, ran to fridge, pulled out a 3Lt Coke Zero and a 2kg bag of chips sat upright and began smashing into them.

THE HOST is being directed by Andrew Niccol (In Time, Gattaca), stars Saoirse Ronan (Hanna, The Lovely Bones) and will commence shooting on February 13, 2012 in Baton Rouge.

IMDb Synopsis says: One soul, the Wanderer, is fused with a captured human named Melanie Stryder, in an attempt to locate the last pocket of surviving humans on Earth.

Aza Says: CaCHING! At the box office! If anyone needs me I’ll be slipping into a diabetic coma in the corner.. And Ok I shouldn’t judge Stephanie Meyer’s writing… But I will anyway!! I’m not the target audience, I don’t get it at all – can someone explain it to me PUULLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEE!