2012 Golden Globe Winners Announced! (Eat Your Hat Elton John!)

I’ve posted the Golden Globe winning Madonna song “Masterpiece” as the video for this article simply stick it up Elton John who said, on the red carpet prior to the awards, Madonna had “No Fucking Chance” of winning. Well she did you geriatric hack. Anyway, on with the awards!

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER – BEGINNERS

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
OCTAVIA SPENCER – THE HELP

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
LAURA DERN – ENLIGHTENED

BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
DOWNTON ABBEY 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
KATE WINSLET – MILDRED PIERCE

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
KELSEY GRAMMER – BOSS

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
HOMELAND (SHOWTIME)

TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
MODERN FAMILY (ABC)

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE
LUDOVIC BOURCE – THE ARTIST

BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE
“MASTERPIECE” — W.E.
Music & Lyrics by: Madonna, Julie Frost, Jimmy Harry

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
IDRIS ELBA – LUTHER

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
MICHELLE WILLIAMS – MY WEEK WITH MARILYN

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TV
PETER DINKLAGE – GAME OF THRONES

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN 

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
WOODY ALLEN – MIDNIGHT IN PARIS

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TV
JESSICA LANGE – AMERICAN HORROR STORY

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
A SEPARATION

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
MATT LEBLANC – EPISODES

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
CLAIRE DANES – HOMELAND

DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE
MARTIN SCORSESE – HUGO

ACTOR – MOTION PICTURE COMEDY OR MUSICAL
JEAN DUJARDIN –  THE ARTIST

ACTRESS – MOTION PICTURE DRAMA
MERYL STREEP – THE IRON LADY

BEST MOTION PICTURE –  COMEDY OR MUSICAL
THE ARTIST

BEST ACTOR – MOTION PICTURE DRAMA
GEORGE CLOONEY – THE DESCENDANTS 

MOTION PICTURE-DRAMA
THE DESCENDANTS

From here you can safely lock in some Oscar nods:

Best Picture – The Artist

Best Director – Alexander Payne (because The Descendants will miss the best film nod)

Best Actor – George Clooney

Best Actress – Meryl Streep (But I’m still backing Michelle Williams for the upset)

Best Supporting Actor – Christopher Plummer (guaranteed)

Best Supporting Actress – Octavia Spencer (guaranteed)

Best Animated Feature – The Adventures Of Tin Tin The Secret Of The Unicorn (guaranteed)

Best Foreign Language Film – A Separation

Best Adapted Screenplay – The Descendants 

Best Original Screenplay – The Artist (or Midnight In Paris)

Best Original Score – The Artist